THIS IS WHAT RIGHT-WING RADIO SOUNDS LIKE TO REGULAR PEOPLE

(It’s a good thing Obama really is the anti-Christ… because otherwise, some of this would seem downright nutty!)

Rush Limbaugh has said Democrats will “use Ebola” to harm Republicans. But what did he really mean? Zach Heltzel outlines some of the best True Conservative theories in today’s video.

You should totally eat a pound of deep-fried lard every day. It will not make you fat. How do I know? Science has not proven that it will.

Zach patiently goes through all of the explanations that “Lard will make you fat”-deniers use to disprove the so-called “science” that some people think shows that eating tons of lard will make you fat. But obviously, that is all just a big conspiracy.

Some people might think that this video is secretly a metaphor for arguments against climate change. That’s just silly. St00pid liberals.